THERE'S NO FREAKING INTERNET. EXPLAIN HOW A PERSON IS Supposed TO LIVE IN A COUNTRY WOTHOUT INTERNET. Ok I'm being a bit dramatic the country has internet I just don't. My family and the house I'm staying in is lacking modern day technology I can't even connect my laptop to the t.v. because its so powerful the t.v. just says fucks it and stops working. And unfortunately I'm such a klutz I left my game controller to my laptop and my house back home in NY do you understand the struggle. Let me illiterate(not sure of correct use of the word) this further. I have to limit my showers to 3 min, I got burned after 5 min in the sun, theres no cable so I can't watch game of thrones and out of all of us that came to Puerto rico me and my brother are the only ones smart enough to bring a charger. Which is odd cause I forgot like 40 other important things. Hopefully some of my family lets be borrow a controller to borrow so I can connect it to my laptop. I brang the adapter but not the controller. HOW THE FUCK? I think the people in the airport took it cause the was a notice in my bag that it had been searched.
Saturday, May 31, 2014
Thursday, May 29, 2014
THE PINNACLE OF ANIMATION. HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 REVIEW
HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 REVIEW
This is by far the greatest animation movie in history to date. The build up, the climax, the feels of this movie are all just too much to bear in a short amount of time even hours after getting to see an advance screening my body heats up whenever i think about it and all i can think about is this movie. It takes place five years after the original How to Train Your Dragon, up until this point my favorite animation movie, and it excels in every aspect, the story the plot the visuals all flowed perfectly so that you couldn't take your eyes off the screen except when drying them or holding the tears back from the family feels. It starts off with dragon racing, as seen by the first five minute preview that was released in march, and continues to show the world and how much has changed in the five years, everyone has a dragon, everyone has grown and it not only shows in the character visuals but also in the development of how they think and the decisions they make. As Hiccup, Played by Jay Baruchel, goes on this journey to discover new dragons and new lands, on one of these journeys he meets dragon capturers and this is when he learns of the evil controller of dragons Drago Bludvist and our fearless hero goes on a journey to find and try to convince Drago of his flaws and how dragons and humans can co-exist in a world of peace, a little bit of arguing with his father and Gobber he then disobeys his fathers orders and goes in search of Drago anyway this not only leads him to again completely disobey his father and out the others at risk but also leads him on a path to finding his mother, who is clearly the most bad-ass dragon trainer EVER. Through some unwanted feels Stoick the vast, played by Gerard Butler, reunites with his long lost love and we meet her horde of dragons that follow the biggest of them all, an Alpha, two days 2 movies with alpha's heh what are the chances? The Alpha is bigger then the previous big bad in the Red Death and breaths ice, come on how cool is that, and can control dragons at will this makes for an interesting ability when put up against a dragon whose loyalty will never be questioned in toothless but once again the feels comeback when toothless becomes another pawn for the enemy Alpha to control and leaves hiccups side. Without toothless and the other dragons the Dragon riders turn to their only hope in baby dragons which can not be controlled by the alpha do to their youth. When faced against terrible odds our Hero HICCUP always prevails, with the love and bond that they have they overcome even the biggest of obstacles, or in this case a giant angry dragon, Toothless grows, with the love he has for hiccup and becomes something strong enough to take on the Alpha stopping his mind control and showing that A dragons Loyalty is not bought through fear but through trust. After the feel train stopped and all the action was over then the movie ended and we were all sitting in that theater crying cause it was over. How To Train Your Dragon 2 comes out June 13th in the US and i will be deadly surprised if there is a better movie that comes out this summer. The development of the characters, the flow of the movie, the perfect combination of laughter, serious moments, and family feels made this the perfect family movie, whether you're 8 or 18 this movie is everything you're looking for this summer. I give this movie a 10 out of 10 easily and the only reason it isnt higher is because 10 is the cap. Trust me this is one movie you are not going to watch to miss.
Edge of Tomorrow Review
Edge of Tomorrow Review
I was Privileged enough to get to go to the New York premiere of Edge of Tomorrow, Staring Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt. This movie was fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got to see it
in IMAX 3D, the sound, the visuals, the acting, the story, all were executed beautifully. The story is set in a dystopian future in which aliens are taking over the world, go figure, and "Major Cage"(Played by Tom Cruise) gets thrown onto the front lines with no training and walks into a slaughter on the front-lines, as he tries to live he gets pinned down by an ALPHA and as he kills it the blood drips onto him burning him and giving him the ability to reset the day. As the movie progresses he meets Emily Blunts character, Rita, also known as the Angel of Verdun. As he returns each day he starts to talk to her and learn more about her and try to save the world with his newly acquired super power. Throughout the movie he learns to fight he learns everything about his squad members everything about the Rita in order to progress through the day to find a way to stop the war. In talking to Rita he finds a scientist that knows more about the alien species then anyone else and helped Rita when she had the power to find the source of their Power and their leader known as the "Omega" and the only way to find the Omega is through visions in which he gets by having their power. As the movie progresses and he becomes a rooting tooting shooting machine he develops a relationship with Rita and playing out hundreds of lives to find a way to save her, as he resets he embarks on the mission to find the Omega alone in which he falls into a trap and sees that the visions they once thought to have been the link to finding the Omega were actually a trap set to take away his ability to reset the day. Without giving too much away, in which i already probably have, They end up finding the hiding place of the omega through a transponder developed to find and locate the source of the ability through his blood, causing him to lose his ability and embark on one final journey to destroy the Omega for this he uses his entire squad and Rita and goes into the nest of the enemy horde. Through a lot of death and loss they finally make it to the Omega and defeat it, yay happy day's are here again! (Except they all die in the process)
Overall Edge of tomorrow was a fantastic movie and with the line up for this summer i expect every week to be a new Adventure. I Give the Edge of Tomorrow a nine out of ten for its sheer story and development of the characters. Very good and exciting movie to go see i recommend for everyone, It has Just about everything for everyone and will be fun and exciting for every movie goer. The Edge of Tomorrow staring tom cruise and Emily Blunt Opens in theaters everywhere June 6th
in IMAX 3D, the sound, the visuals, the acting, the story, all were executed beautifully. The story is set in a dystopian future in which aliens are taking over the world, go figure, and "Major Cage"(Played by Tom Cruise) gets thrown onto the front lines with no training and walks into a slaughter on the front-lines, as he tries to live he gets pinned down by an ALPHA and as he kills it the blood drips onto him burning him and giving him the ability to reset the day. As the movie progresses he meets Emily Blunts character, Rita, also known as the Angel of Verdun. As he returns each day he starts to talk to her and learn more about her and try to save the world with his newly acquired super power. Throughout the movie he learns to fight he learns everything about his squad members everything about the Rita in order to progress through the day to find a way to stop the war. In talking to Rita he finds a scientist that knows more about the alien species then anyone else and helped Rita when she had the power to find the source of their Power and their leader known as the "Omega" and the only way to find the Omega is through visions in which he gets by having their power. As the movie progresses and he becomes a rooting tooting shooting machine he develops a relationship with Rita and playing out hundreds of lives to find a way to save her, as he resets he embarks on the mission to find the Omega alone in which he falls into a trap and sees that the visions they once thought to have been the link to finding the Omega were actually a trap set to take away his ability to reset the day. Without giving too much away, in which i already probably have, They end up finding the hiding place of the omega through a transponder developed to find and locate the source of the ability through his blood, causing him to lose his ability and embark on one final journey to destroy the Omega for this he uses his entire squad and Rita and goes into the nest of the enemy horde. Through a lot of death and loss they finally make it to the Omega and defeat it, yay happy day's are here again! (Except they all die in the process)
Overall Edge of tomorrow was a fantastic movie and with the line up for this summer i expect every week to be a new Adventure. I Give the Edge of Tomorrow a nine out of ten for its sheer story and development of the characters. Very good and exciting movie to go see i recommend for everyone, It has Just about everything for everyone and will be fun and exciting for every movie goer. The Edge of Tomorrow staring tom cruise and Emily Blunt Opens in theaters everywhere June 6th
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