Thursday, June 26, 2014

FLASH PILOT LEAKED?

AWESOMEEEEEEEEEEE
      Thsi was amazing i mean it wasnt as good as Arrow with stephem amell but it was fantastic!!!
Im a little confused at some parts but i know the flash comics so its interesting. But if youu dont know the flash comincs its FANTASTIC! I'll say more when i watch it another 4 more times =3. Its fantastic!

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Tuesday, June 24, 2014

LEAGUE OF LEGGIONS STRIKES BACK!

My hard work finally pays off!
 Through all the pain and suffering riot has put me through the past few months i finally made it to gold 4 i know some of you are thinking wtf is so important about gold 4 its only 1 step up from gold 5 yes but here take some back story. I've been in gold 5 since i started this season and its been an uphill battle since i started. I won 8 out of 10 of my placement games and i was placed with plats for the loses and i never loss lane. So when i got out of placement i was playing with plats in gold 5 and when i won my first game i got 35 lp. Thats a lot. And from there the decline started i kept getting placed with the most ass backwards people. and with riot nerfing every carry mid from hell and back while buffing everyone else carrying just wasnt an option so i went from 35 lp a win to 14 lp a win and -24 for a loss. THATS ELO LOCK! So not only am i now in gold 4 but now my mmr is back to where it should be and im not endanger of getting kicked into silver. Free at last free at last thank god almighty im FREE AT LAST!

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Sunday, June 22, 2014

Check this out

Liquid off!!!!!!!!
 CHECK THIS OUT https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/196784169/liquidoff-the-magical-self-cleaning-water-repellin THIS IS REALLY FREAKING COOL. SO BASICALLY COOL VERSION SHORT THIS SPRAY WILL MAKE IT SO YOU CAN HAVE A WATER BALLOON FIGHT AND GO HOME DRY! OR GO TO A CLUB AND GET DRINKS ALL OVER YOU AND NOT BE WET THIS SHIT BE ULTRA CRAY KID GET IN ON THIS SHIT.! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/196784169/liquidoff-the-magical-self-cleaning-water-repellin

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Saturday, June 21, 2014

DAWN OF THE PLANET OF THE APES FINAL TRAILER

ERMAGAWD!!!!!!!
THIS NEW TRAILER CAME OUT LIKE 2 DAYS OR SO AGO AND IM SO TOTALLY FAN GIRLING OVER THIS FUCKING TRAILER LIKE MY MANS IT WAS LIKE THE MOVIE ALL IN 2 MIN AND 39 SECONDS LIKE, LIKE, LIKE SO FANTASTIC! GO WATCH THIS TRAILER NOW YOUR GENITALIA WILL BE LIKE OHHHHHH MANS SO BUENO GG TOO OP NO RE JULY 11TH GO SEE THIS MOVIE! 

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Have you ever had........

That one friend
     Have you ever had that one friend that all they do is yell and scream and bitch that they are the greatest at everything they do? Okay lets take for example, totally not pointing fingers but, League of legends you ever have that one friend in league that no matter how badly they're getting shitted on will always find someone else to blame it on? SO i joined a league of legends team recently we're not the best, hell our best player is a support player named isotope who carries hard, we won our first three then we picked up a new guy, called mid got wrecked mid said he was a good support then got wrecked support, im not saying he's the reason we lost im just saying you wont have me thanking him for a win. So back to the point at hand as many of you know i stream and when i stream i am on a lower level account, not 30, because i play with friends and they dont like getting matched with 30's lets be real they arent the best, but im training them. One of the people i play with invites one of his peoples and his peoples invites other peoples and i be there like you speak mega highly of them so ima take a back seat and show me what they got, and i hate i repeat HATE  being in skype calls with them, half of them dont talk and the other half are screaming like they're winning their lane after 10 min they died 8 times and lost both outter turrets. So this is to people like him. If you suck but you wont admit you suck but deep down you know you suck because lets face it no matter how much we bitch and moan we live within ourselves so we know ourselves well and even if we tell you we're the greates we know we suck, so if you know you do, take a step back play 5 games without bitching moaning and screaming, focus on your farming, warding up, and objectives and i garen-tee you will play better in these 5 games then you have in the past week or so.

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Wednesday, June 18, 2014

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 JUST GETS BETTER THE MORE YOU WATCH IT

OH MY F-ING GOD
Anybody thats on the edge about seeing HTTYD2 you are a complete and utter waste of good movie tickets this movie is the pinnacle of artwork and animation Dreamworks doesnt just fly it freaking Soars with this movie i went back to go see it after the fluffy movie today and dont get me wrong but the fluffy movie got overtaken by HTTYD2 just like edge of tomorrow did when i saw them 2 days in a row. I will swear by How to train your Dragon 1 but part 2 just is so GOOD. Good doesnt even fit into the statement that part 2 makes this movies is Awesome, Glorious, Fantastic, Extrodinarily at the peak of human animation you can even call this a cartoon because the visuals are something of wonders, the visuals in this movie just dwarf that of anything you would come to expect in an animated film but it come it delivers and it destroys your imagination when this movie is over you're just cringing for more, and you're sitting there in the theater like holy Christ whens the next part coming. If you go see this movie and you're not itching for more at the end of it or replaying the scenes in your head you didnt fully grasp how amazing this film was. omg if you havent gone to go see this movie go see it, if you were dissapointed by it i will pay for your ticket to go see another movie

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FLUFFYYYYYYYYYYYY!

This movie was exciting, hilarious, sad, amazing all at the same time Gabriel Iglesias can do it all in just 1 hour and 45 min you left satisfied your cheeks hurt your belly tingled and you left quoting the jokes that he said all in all it was an overall great experience and if you're on the edge about this movie believe me you're going to want to go check this one out =D. The Fluffy movie comes out July 11th and believe me when i tell you im ready and waiting to go see it again. Its been more then 4 hours and my cheeks are still hurting from all the hilarious jokes. but its more then just jokes it really shows you his life and what he's gone through and that comedy for him isnt just some gig he does its his job his career and you really see the passion he has in what he's doing and how much he cares for his family! When this movie comes out and i watch it 15 more times cause Gabriel Iglesias is just hilarious at what he does expect a more indepth review, A spoiler free review is so difficult.

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Tuesday, June 17, 2014

Udyr is hard =[

SAID NOONE EVER!
Okay so as none of you know i am usually a mid laner but as of getting stuck in gold for like forever i've decided to go over to jungle because thats like the easiest thing ever because all you really have to do is show up in lane kill someone and leave its not hard noones contesting your farm and you can take all the buffs you want so i decided to play udyr i mean i know someone that plays him and i seen trick play him so fuck it why not. NO THIS IS NOT THE RIGHT MINDSET WHEN PLAYING A NEW CHAMP AND OR NEW ROLE JUST DONT FUCKING THINK LIKE THIS. Usually im a pretty good jungler because i can hit my skill shots and shit with amumu but this is so much harder the hand speeed and concentration in this shit is so legit i mean i had one good game then the next 3 were disgusting to be fair my laners sucked and my mother wouldnt get off my fucking back about something but still i shouldnt have played that bad its like when i played singed or tryndamere i am a HORRIBLE trynd and singed but thats why i smurf cause even when im bad im good, but even as a smurf udyr i had to get carried by a vayne, i mean people dont fucking listen but hey getting carried is always nice =D


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Monday, June 16, 2014

Please lorde

No magic the Gathering the gathering movie i dont even want a World of Warcraft movie i havent seen Need for speed but i always think that games and movies should stay in their own lanes. UNLESS you get the story writers and directors of the game to write and direct the movie if not the movie wont have the same essence of the game, everyone knows that cutscenes are some of the best thing ever in video games they really just make it so much better especially if you played arkham series or Halo or even Gears of wars the cutscenes just hit you and in a movie it would just be an entire cutscene so please listen to me D=

WHY THE WORLD SHOULD GO SEE HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2

ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKING GOOD I MEAN YEAH GO SEE 22 JUMP STREET TOO BUT NOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO GET ON THE HYPE TRAIN AND GO SEE httyd2 ITS THE BEST THING SINCE SLICE BREAD GO SEE ITTTT THE VISUALS ARE JUST THE BEST THIG EVER ! Put it like this the visuals are so good that even if i could download a CAM, Totally legally i wouldnt because that would take away the essence and beauty and the spirit this film has but even past the visuals the story for a sequel was just amazing, and the third one WILL BE EVEN BETTER!. I hope for the third one which is confirmed for 2016 will hopefully be about nightfuries and not about these big bad dragons.


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BELIEVE IN LORDE KACEYTRON

LORDE KACEYTRON HEAR MY PRAYERS. When you hear the ceremonial OHWOW you know that our lorde is with you. Did you know that if you use the promo code OHWOW on brazzers you will get 1 month free. Kaceytron will most likely be streaming later with her tits all out (as usual) Making us 12 yr old boys go masturbate at around 1 a.m. At 5000 followers she said she will go shirtless. We can only dream =D

Sunday, June 15, 2014

I AM THE MASTER THEIF

Finally completed the Game Thief for the Xbox One
  Whoa this game took forever. At first i was like wooo ima go explore everything and be a mega stealthy ninja but nope thats not happening this world is so easy to get lost in i mean taking one corner going through a window and bam lost! There was so much to explore after like the 6th hour i was like fuck it i just want to end the game and boy was i wrong i shouldve taken my time on the easier parts of the game cause once you hit chapter 5 and find the freaks thats when it gets so fucking annoying and i hate being stealthy im a balls out rooting tooting shooting kind of guy NAH MEAN!? But for these fucking freaks you cant get past them any little thing sets them off which is fucking stupid cause at first it looks like they're Docile and calm and then nope they're hell on earth i hated this game once they came out and whats worse was as the game progressed it got so much harder to manuver past the evil things and im as calm as the next guy but i just said fuck it and started killing everyone cause the patience just wasnt one thing i could afford in this game you wait 30 seconds for one guard to move you check and think you're in the clear and bam nope theres another guard right there and dont get me started on how many locked compartments they had towards the end i couldnt scratch my balls or pick a lock without something breathing down my back. I mean dont get me wrong the game was awesome and maybe i should of ate something or watched a funny cat video before writing this.... i dont even know what this is, Rant i guess you could call it. And then the end battle with Erin Jesus H Christ but spoiler you dont fucking know where she's at at the end cause theres a flash of light and then you never know if you;re in the primal zone or reality man im confused. and hungry. So yeah fun game though i just wished they made it more like Assasins creed with more Parkour and more area's and high places to get too, it all just felt a little too limited for me but overall i'd give the Game A 7/10 personally cause i hate stealth games i mean i couldnt even finish splinter cell conviction cause 15 minutes in game i was in a flashback and i couldnt move without getting shot so fuck stealth games. If this game wasnt even moderately good i wouldnt have finished it but Lucky for all you theif Fans it was Really enjoyable but angering towards the end but hey what game isnt?

I WANT TO WORK FOR IGN SO SUPPORT ME

OKAY SO THIS IS PROBABLY EXTRA RANDOM AND TOTS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT IM TRYING TO ACCOMPLISH WITH THIS BLOG BUT HEAR ME OUT I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO IN MY FREE TIME SO ALL I DO IS PLAY VIDEO GAMES CAUSE LETS ALL ADMIT IT THEY'RE THE FUNNEST THING SINCE INTERCOURSE OR CHILD BIRTH SO IF YOU CAN ALL HOOK A NEGRO UP AND CLICK ON THE LINK THATS THE ONLY THING NOT IN CAPS I WOULD LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART http://ptab.it/3j0ti AND ALSO EVEN IF I DONT WIN ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD CAUSE IS STARTED STREAMING EVERY COUPLD OF DAYS OR SO AND IMA SET THAT UP SO GO FOLLOW ME AND I ALSO HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL WHICH YOU CAN GO SUBSCRIBE AND LIKE AND IF YOU CAN READ THIS ENTIRE THING WHILE SCREAMING AS LOUD AS YOU CAN IT WOULD BE SO MUCH COOLER AND THAT IS THE REASON FOR CAPS OH AND CLICK THIS LINK TO SIGN UP http://ptab.it/3j0ti



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Friday, June 13, 2014

FREE BIRDS

GUYS GO WATCH FREE BIRDS ON NETFLIX! ITS ON RIGHT NOW LETS GO HURRY UP IT STARTS OFF REALLY FUNNY AND HAS VERY FUNNY MOMENTS. GOOOOO

That is all

OMG I GOT A COOOL NEW GAME IDEA

I CALL IT MIND CONTROL
 Alright so i was just Dicking around as usual and like most of my games they just hit me, with the oculus rift starting this new Virtual Reality, but only visual VR, Craze theres so many new possibilities with games and i thought of one which would be cool, Okay think about this you start off as a spy, parkour and silent right and its in third person then you can throw your consciousness at someone taking over their body and switching over to the oculus Rift and playing it in first person as if you actually taking over their body and then you can absorb their memories and their abilities learning new tricks tactics and secret ways to get in around and over into your destination, The Storyline will be like You're looking for something probably really important and theres 3 parts the the map in which you have to steal from these 3 leaders of your culture or area and after stealing the 3 you go on a quest for an ancient artifact said to hold abilities of tremendous power to fight an ancient evil bent on blah blah blah, HEY IT WAS GOOD UNTIL THAT PART. 

HEY IF YOURE A GAME COMPANY AND YOU WANT MY IDEA OR ANY OF MY IDEAS I GOT TON! Contact me ;]

Thursday, June 12, 2014

TWITCH TV YOU HAVE FAILED THIS WEBPAGE

IT WOULDNT LET ME STREAM INFINITE CRISIS IDK WHAT TO DO SOCIETY PLEASE HELP ME. I was using OBS borderless game capture it captured everything but the Game idk what to do. My life is a Lie

P.s. Kaceytron Has nice tits =3

TOP 3 OF E3!

MY TOP 3 OF THIS YEARS E3
Okay lets be real we first and foremost i love open world games so 23 out of three are going to be open world

FIRST Assasins Creed Unity by far the best trailer at E3 and if you watched this trailer and said eh then you are fucking stupid and the Gameplay the visuals it was all so stunning and my favorite part the Co-op looks fantastic. This is going to break the bank come october 28th!

TWO- Sunset overdrive, we constantly forget that with the upgrade in technology that we're playing games, everything is so realistic and shootery and RPG-y that we're always so immersed that we forget the key concept we're playing a GAME and we want to blow shit up kill people in the coolest way and sunset overdrive gives you that and the 8 people online chaos mode just gave me chills

THREE- Tom Clancys the Division if this game isnt on your radar then i dont know why you even call youself a gamer the trailer was second only to the assasins creed trailer and even then im at odds. Come Summer 2015 you can best believe im waiting outside for a midnight release and i bet theres going to be thousands of people right there with me

HONORABLE MENTIONS - Those were just my top three best believe im going to buy almost every game shown at E3 Especially Arkham Knight, everytime i see something knew or read something about this game my body tingles and now that they showed the gameplay inside the batmobile best believe this game is going to be a top contender for game of the year. EVOLVE, OMG I WATCHED THE COMPETITIONS RELIGIOUSLY i was a tad dissapointed they only showed the Kraken and not the Goliath but every game looks great and awe inspiring. and lastly oh man LASTLY. Rainbow Six the Seige i got into a 3 hour argument with my best friend over this game and i dont care what he says Rainbow Six will always be put down in history as one of the best shooters and this was a surprise from ubisoft, noone expected it but oh man was it AWESOME i went outside and kissed an ugly chick thats how high that gameplay announcement made me. Everything at E3 was amazing if you missed the Press conferences please, go find a new hobby cause you cannot call yourself a true gamer. ORRRRRRRRRR Go back and watch it best believe it was worth it.

Wednesday, June 11, 2014

DESTINY ALPHA OPEN FOR 3 DAYS GET IN ON THIS PS4 PEOPLE

YES YOU HEARD ME SONY HAS PUT OUT A CODE FOR THE DESTINY ALPHA BETA
RT7D-DMNN-3HF9. http://greatnessawaits.com/destiny

GET IN ON THIS PS4 FANS. Tell me how it is, im not convinced yet

RITO PLEASEEEEEEEEEE NEW SUMMONERS RIFT NOW!!!~~~~~~~

Okay lets be honest it looks so fantastic and the Live Stream did not do it justice, It showed clips of gameplay here and there it didnt give too much about Easter eggs. Theres no release date yet and yes we FINALLY got the baron update, and it looks AMAZING. Also i like that it gives the health bar for baron and dragon that will make smite battles so much harder cause now you really have to know how much damage you can do, Time to update my toaster i NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED THIS UPDATE.

Summoner's Rift Dev Map Tour

IF YOU'RE NOT ON THIS LIVE STREAM GET ON HERE NOW LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS FINALLY GETTING AN UPDATE THAT DOESNT INVOLVE NERFING KHA'ZIX GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
http://www.twitch.tv/srlivestream

Monday, June 9, 2014

E3 DAY 0 PRESS CONFERENCES

Day 0 Press conferences
         Okay  Now that Day 0 is finally over lets go Over somethings. Microsoft Started the Day off With a Bang Call of Duty Advanced Warfare, Forza, Sunset Overdrive, Rise Of the tombraider and many more i was on the edge of my seat the whole way through, i was watching it on my Xbox one so im a little bit Biased but dont be put off i care for all my gaming fans and friends, Wii does not count as a console, and Nintendos press conference isnt until 9 am PST On june 10th

          EA's press conference continued the day but after following Microsoft and not being a favorite of sports games i wasnt all that intrigued but i plugged my eyes open and watched and some of the new features seemed fantastic the Madden defensive camera was very interesting to me also i was happy to see Star Wars: Battlefront 3 and Dragon Age inquisition bruce lee in ufc and as an avid moba player DAWNGATE looks fantastic i joined the open beta so hey you should join it too.

           UBISOFT was my second favorite part of the Press conferences lets be real the Assasin creed Unity Trailer, the Rainbow Six Seige PRE-ALPHA multiplayer, and it still looked fantastic, The Division trailer had me catching feels i thought it was broken not showing the people but then it showed them and showed the faction part, it was incredible, And then they continued the feel train with Valiant hearts they didnt really show anything interesting more of a cinematic trailer but it was interesting with the WWI art style and then it follows the dog it was reals cool

            Last but not Least lets get into it The console Powerhouse the SONY PRESS CONFERENCE kind of disappointing\. It kind of was all over the place it was a roller coaster ride all the way through, they tried to get a lot in, and it just didnt feel like the sony press conferences im used too. They're always trying to one up the competition and this just didnt do it for me. They went from destiny to entwined to The order to DLC to Little big planet to Bloodborne to Far cry 4, like the way that the conference progressed just didnt fit together like they should have put dark and disturbing together, indie games together, and major games together instead of randomizing it. 

If you missed the E3 Press conferences and i know i didnt do them justice with my child like summarizing but check out these websites to really good summarizing of the press conferences 
http://www.gamesradar.com/microsoft-e3-press-conference-2014/
http://www.gamesradar.com/ea-e3-press-conference-2014/
http://www.gamesradar.com/ubisoft-e3-press-conference-2014/
http://www.gamesradar.com/sony-e3-press-conference-2014/

Stay Tuned this was only DAY 0

MICROSOFT PRESS CONFERENCE E3 DAY ONE

OMG THAT WAS SO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD ASSASINS CREED UNITY, CRACK DOWN, TOMB RAIDER, EVLOVE, INDEPENDENT GAMES, SCALEBOUND, SUNSET OVERDRIVE MY HEART IS RACING OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THANK GOD I HAVE AN XBOX ONE CAUSE EVERYTHING LOOKS SO GOOD I NEED A JOB TO PLAY SOME OF THESE GAMES.! HOLIDAY SEASON PLEASE COME FASTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

E3 PRESS CONFERENCES

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG AS A GAMER IM FUCKING FAN GIRLING ALL OVER E3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! E3 says that it's the 10th thru the 12th but us gamers know that those are lies the real E3 starts today with the E3 press conferences this is where we get all the cool shit before the cool shit. I am freaking out i was supposed to go to the gym but PSHHHHHHHHHHHHH NAHHHHHHH There is nothing more important to a future game developer and an Avid gamer then E3! Lets go E3 2014! And hopefully i'll be Attending E3 2015! #Dreams

Sunday, June 8, 2014

MAX AND THE CURSE OF AWESOME!

MAX AND CURSE OF THE BROTHERHOOD IS AWESOME

        AHHHHHHHHH AWESOME! Max and the curse of the brotherhood is freaking awesome like its free with games with gold on the Xbox one right now and its amazing its powered by the unity 3D engine and its amazing the graphics the smooth game-play the story the abilities. Come on its original and awesome. Have i said it was awesome. This game is better then some 60$ game. Its a 2D side scroller with a 3D feel in which this kid, Max, Curses his brother away and gets taken to this world where you meet this old lady, run away from terrifying creatures, destroy eyes and run from this huge thing called the beast if you play it to get all the eyes collect all the secrets it'll run you about 5 hours. Its a puzzle game and its amazing, i dont want to give too much away but its freaking awesome. They have scenes when you're running away from the beast and it goes into slow motion! Come on guys SLOW MOTION!!! Some games use slow motion too often and it takes away the sex appeal of the slow motion but this game gives you just the right amount of slow motion making everytime it happens feel really cool, and with the smooth game-play and the abilities such as water surfing and vine swinging its really fun and after you finish a hard part it gets really satisfying cause you just accomplished some hard crap and then you get thrown back into another hard puzzle. and just when you think you're getting close to your little brother, nope you aren't! Overall i would give Max and the Curse of the Brotherhood an 8 out of 10 it was just very enjoyable, the graphics were really cool, the monsters were kind of terrifying and it was just... PLAY THIS GAME, ITS NOT TIME CONSUMING FOR ITS AWESOME GAMEPLAY! SO DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

COTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 As a proud Puerto Rican and having been in Puerto Rico for the past week or so i can say that last nights fight between Miguel Cotto and Sergio Martinez was a good fight but come on guys PUERTO RICO OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH For those of you who dont know last night was also the Puerto Rican festival ,which i attended and got a lot of free shit. But back the the fight, Sergio martinez got knocked the fuck out, not literally but all throughout the nine rounds he got pushed around his knees look weak his face was torn up from Cotto's monster left hooks, i mean if you get knocked down three times in the first round expect to lose, thats just kind of how it goes. It was a good fight Sergio martinez got a lot of good punches in but for every one punch he got in Cotto got three it was a slaughter cotto controlled the ring throughout the whole fight even when it loked like Martinez was in control cotto was still landed blow after blow. Cotto Won hands down. PUERTO RICO OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Monday, June 2, 2014

RED VIPER ATTAAAAAAACK

OH MY G O S HHHHHHHHHHHH. First off let's just say that game of thrones rules and if you're a real game of thrones fan you immediately knew about the title but let me just clarify this for those who don't on this week's episode it was the mountain vs the viper. And come on lets be real fuck the mountain the red viper is op but no the f-ing f-word had to sit there and talk for 15 minutes and get his face bashed in but I guess it makes sense cause now Airria (no idea if that's how you spell it) can get that dude to kill the mountain and the other 80 people she wants dead but they need to hurry and bring that magic man back and stop playing games.

Saturday, May 31, 2014

First Day in Puerto Rico

THERE'S NO FREAKING INTERNET. EXPLAIN HOW A PERSON IS Supposed TO  LIVE IN A COUNTRY WOTHOUT INTERNET. Ok I'm being a bit dramatic the country has internet I just don't. My family and the house I'm staying in is lacking modern day technology I can't even connect my laptop to the t.v. because its so powerful the t.v. just says fucks it and stops working. And unfortunately I'm such a klutz I left my game controller to my laptop and my house back home in NY do you understand the struggle. Let me illiterate(not sure of correct use of the word) this further. I have to limit my showers to 3 min, I got burned after 5 min in the sun, theres no cable so I can't watch game of thrones and out of all of us that came to Puerto rico me and my brother are the only ones smart enough to bring a charger. Which is odd cause I forgot like 40 other important things. Hopefully some of my family lets be borrow a controller to borrow so I can connect it to my laptop. I brang the adapter but not the controller. HOW THE FUCK? I think the people in the airport took it cause the was a notice in my bag that it had been searched.

Thursday, May 29, 2014

THE PINNACLE OF ANIMATION. HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 REVIEW

HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 2 REVIEW


                     This is by far the greatest animation movie in history to date. The build up, the climax, the feels of this movie are all just too much to bear in a short amount of time even hours after getting to see an advance screening my body heats up whenever i think about it and all i can think about is this movie. It takes place five years after the original How to Train Your Dragon, up until this point my favorite animation movie, and it excels in every aspect, the story the plot the visuals all flowed perfectly so that you couldn't take your eyes off the screen except when drying them or holding the tears back from the family feels. It starts off with dragon racing, as seen by the first five minute preview that was released in march, and continues to show the world and how much has changed in the five years, everyone has a dragon, everyone has grown and it not only shows in the character visuals but also in the development of how they think and the decisions they make. As Hiccup, Played by Jay Baruchel, goes on this journey to discover new dragons and new lands, on one of these journeys he meets dragon capturers and this is when he learns of the evil controller of dragons Drago Bludvist and our fearless hero goes on a journey to find and try to convince Drago of his flaws and how dragons and humans can co-exist in a world of peace, a little bit of arguing with his father and Gobber he then disobeys his fathers orders and goes in search of Drago anyway this not only leads him to again completely disobey his father and out the others at risk but also leads him on a path to finding his mother, who is clearly the most bad-ass dragon trainer EVER. Through some unwanted feels Stoick the vast, played by Gerard Butler, reunites with his long lost love and we meet her horde of dragons that follow the biggest of them all, an Alpha, two days 2 movies with alpha's heh what are the chances? The Alpha is bigger then the previous big bad in the Red Death and breaths ice, come on how cool is that, and can control dragons at will this makes for an interesting ability when put up against a dragon whose loyalty will never be questioned in toothless but once again the feels comeback when toothless becomes another pawn for the enemy Alpha to control and leaves hiccups side. Without toothless and the other dragons the Dragon riders turn to their only hope in baby dragons which can not be controlled by the alpha do to their youth. When faced against terrible odds our Hero HICCUP always prevails, with the love and bond that they have they overcome even the biggest of obstacles, or in this case a giant angry dragon, Toothless grows, with the love he has for hiccup and becomes something strong enough to take on the Alpha stopping his mind control and showing that A dragons Loyalty is not bought through fear but through trust. After the feel train stopped and all the action was over then the movie ended and we were all sitting in that theater crying cause it was over. How To Train Your Dragon 2 comes out June 13th in the US and i will be deadly surprised if there is a better movie that comes out this summer. The development of the characters, the flow of the movie, the perfect combination of laughter, serious moments, and family feels made this the perfect family movie, whether you're 8 or 18 this movie is everything you're looking for this summer. I give this movie a 10 out of 10 easily and the only reason it isnt higher is because 10 is the cap. Trust me this is one movie you are not going to watch to miss.

Edge of Tomorrow Review

Edge of Tomorrow Review

                  I was Privileged enough to get to go to the New York premiere of Edge of Tomorrow, Staring Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt. This movie was fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I got to see it
in IMAX 3D, the sound, the visuals, the acting, the story, all were executed beautifully. The story is set in a dystopian future in which aliens are taking over the world, go figure, and "Major Cage"(Played by Tom Cruise) gets thrown onto the front lines with no training and walks into a slaughter on the front-lines, as he tries to live he gets pinned down by an ALPHA and as he kills it the blood drips onto him burning him and giving him the ability to reset the day. As the movie progresses he meets Emily Blunts character, Rita, also known as the Angel of Verdun. As he returns each day he starts to talk to her and learn more about her and try to save the world with his newly acquired super power. Throughout the movie he learns to fight he learns everything about his squad members everything about the Rita in order to progress through the day to find a way to stop the war. In talking to Rita he finds a scientist that knows more about the alien species then anyone else and helped Rita when she had the power to find the source of their Power and their leader known as the "Omega" and the only way to find the Omega is through visions in which he gets by having their power. As the movie progresses and he becomes a rooting tooting shooting machine he develops a relationship with Rita and playing out hundreds of lives to find a way to save her, as he resets he embarks on the mission to find the Omega alone in which he falls into a trap and sees that the visions they once thought to have been the link to finding the Omega were actually a trap set to take away his ability to reset the day. Without giving too much away, in which i already probably have, They end up finding the hiding place of the omega through a transponder developed to find and locate the source of the ability through his blood, causing him to lose his ability and embark on one final journey to destroy the Omega for this he uses his entire squad and Rita and goes into the nest of the enemy horde. Through a lot of death and loss they finally make it to the Omega and defeat it, yay happy day's are here again! (Except they all die in the process)
Overall Edge of tomorrow was a fantastic movie and with the line up for this summer i expect every week to be a new Adventure. I Give the Edge of Tomorrow a nine out of ten for its sheer story and development of the characters. Very good and exciting movie to go see i recommend for everyone, It has Just about everything for everyone and will be fun and exciting for every movie goer. The Edge of Tomorrow staring tom cruise and Emily Blunt Opens in theaters everywhere June 6th